{"product_id":"im-fixin-to-get-in-trouble-velveteen-plush-blanket-funny-southern-quote-cozy-throw","title":"I'm Fixin' To Get In Trouble Velveteen Plush Blanket — Funny Southern Quote Cozy Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            50.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            40.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            80.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Wrap yourself in a warm, familiar voice with this velveteen plush blanket. The soft, medium-weight fabric settles like a hug around your shoulders while a playful, southern-tinged line—“I’m fixin’ to get in trouble. You comin’?”—reads like an invitation to late-night porch talks, road-trip laughter, and kitchen-table confessions. It’s quiet-grown charm: cozy without being precious, sturdy enough for movie nights or a chilly morning coffee, and bold enough to spark a grin from friends and family. Keep it draped over a couch, folded at the foot of a bed, or tucked into your favorite chair for instant warmth and a little attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis blanket works with people who love down-home humor, cottage and farmhouse vibes, and relaxed gatherings — the ones who treasure slow conversations, playlist-driven evenings, and the comfort of familiar faces. Use it during chilly fall evenings, casual get-togethers, or when you’re settling in for a long road trip. The printed side shows crisp, high-contrast lettering that stands out against a warm background, while the reverse stays soft and neutral. It’s comfort that talks back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex options for soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g\/m²) for cozy warmth\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided high-detail, vibrant print\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and material compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":43853136232507,"sku":"12656690960943759055","price":19.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":43853136265275,"sku":"20610797915351151068","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":43853136298043,"sku":"44474361787610117371","price":42.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/7217\/2091\/files\/4476198192044158662_2048.jpg?v=1784841672","url":"https:\/\/deezsteez.com\/products\/im-fixin-to-get-in-trouble-velveteen-plush-blanket-funny-southern-quote-cozy-throw","provider":"DeezTeezPleez","version":"1.0","type":"link"}